You Just Joined a Dating Show, and You’re Taking the Young Diva to Blow Up Cow Dung?

The smash-hit variety show Love Is in the Air is finally on!

Lin Xia is lucky enough to be chosen by the production team to appear on the show as an ordinary person.

However, under the terms of his contract, he has to play an unconventional character to make the other guests look good.

This includes, but isn't limited to, being a bumpkin, a total turnoff, sharp-tongued, stingy, narcissistic, weird, and generally unlikeable...

In short, all he has to do is be the scapegoat who gets everyone hating on him, making the others look good.

Once the job is done, the production team promises to pay him one million yuan outright.

Director: "I know this might be a little embarrassing for you, so you can take some time to consider whether to accept the contract..."

Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed almost instantly. "Don't worry, Director. What's a little embarrassment? It's not like I'm going to turn down money just to save face. As long as the money's right, I don't just have to act weird, I can go completely nuts on the show!"

The director smiled with satisfaction. "I knew you were my kind of young man from the moment I saw you!"

But two days later, just after the show premiered, the director stared at the young pop diva covered in cow dung and completely lost it.

So, what's going on here?

Lin Xia: ...

I only wanted her to stay far away from me so my online girlfriend wouldn't get the wrong idea. Who knew she'd really blow up like that?

The young pop diva: Is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend?

Lin Xia: ???

Director: ???

Viewers across the internet: ???

Wait, this is a bit much. Give me a moment to process it!