I Handed Pangu the Axe to Split the Heavens, and Became the Key to All Realms

[When Pangu split the heavens, I handed him the axe. Brother Pan, here’s an axe to split the sky!] [When Nüwa created humanity, I joined her. Sister Nüwa, let’s make people together!] [When Qin Shi Huang needed to deal with the Xiongnu, I came to tile the Great Wall!] [When Sun Wukong’s stone embryo was overdue, I said, “Come, be my disciple. I guarantee you’ll give birth!”] [When Li Yunlong attacked the county seat and lacked firepower, how about an electromagnetic cannon?] [When the Pacific Rim world faced monsters, easy. I’ll put a lid on the Pacific!] [When Qin Shi Huang wanted to conquer the world, flatten Japan, and kill Xu Fu, then let’s have an Industrial Revolution!] [During the war among Egypt’s gods, did you know there’s something called card spirits? They’re incredibly powerful!] (~￣▽￣