The Ultimate Scumbag: I Killed Wu Dalang from the Start
极品人渣：开局杀了武大郎
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- Completed
- Length
- 2.1M Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Updated
- 4y ago
- English
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- From the Start, I Am Ximen Qing: The System Keeps Trying to Kill Me开局西门庆：系统总想干掉我Alternate title on Fanqie
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A great villain story... I've been following it for so long 😆😆 Keep up the good work, author! 👍
This book realistically portrays a security guard's journey through time, from initial fear and timidity to gradual growth. The author's meticulous description of Wu Song's massacre of Ximen Qing's family adds depth to the story, showcasing Wu Song's vengeful nature while also revealing Ximen Qing's perspective—a man loyal to those around him, whose actions towards Wu Song were ultimately driven…
Great job, author! Please update soon, it's been a long time since I've seen such a high-quality book.
Great book, great book! A continuous stream of surprises as you read! 😏
This book... The storyline is rich in plot twists and turns, and the main and supporting characters are full of energy. Both the villains and the heroes are evil, leading to chaos and widespread humiliation. Those who disregard human life are rewarded, and widows bring trouble upon entering a household. The lord and princess came to help, but their subordinates were too lazy to help.
Well written, although it's a genre... It's not brainless or awkward, the plot flows smoothly and logically!
A novel concept, a different kind of Song Dynasty novel. It's a bit angsty though; is Wu Song going to regain his memories and kill Pan Jinlian and Niu Niu again? Where's the promised fast-paced, satisfying story? Also, this system is a bit of a rip-off for its host! Good luck, author! ( ˶˙⚇˙˶ )୨⚑︎"
Bro, update faster! It's so good, so profound! Hahaha, I was laughing like a wolf in the middle of the night while reading it.
The book is alright; as long as it doesn't portray a saintly, pathetic, or scheming character, it's quite readable. To wield a big gun openly and honestly, and to plan for the future with strategic foresight. A little bit of mischief and silliness makes the book more enjoyable.
Author, this is a very original article. Update quickly! (I'm not trying to criticize you, haha.)