Everyone in the Underworld Works for a Murder Mystery Game

[A desperately broke, hot-tempered loli who bluntly calls everyone around her trash VS an ancient divine beast who’s deadly serious and thinks humans are unbelievably stupid. 1v1, funny, light supernatural romance, with adorable ghosts that aren’t scary at all!] A script murder-mystery venue opened outside the capital. Its costumes and makeup are acclaimed as some of the most conscientiously made in the business, and every NPC is incredibly lifelike. The owner, Zhao Yiyi, counts money until her hands ache every day. She’s just about saved enough to rebuild the Underworld when the business bureau informs her: operating without a license. Your business license is revoked! She’s already thought of a title for her memoir: How I Went from Ruler of the Underworld to a Lowly Human Office Worker. Everything changes when she finds an old zombie from the Qing Dynasty. Zhao Yiyi excitedly gets ready to open several branches in the south. The old zombie says, “Go north.” And the branches make a fortune. Zhao Yiyi rummages through boxes, ready to sell some shoddy spiritual arts left behind by one of her predecessors as ruler of the underworld. The old zombie says, “Give them to me.” And the spiritual arts become a hit. Later, the old zombie transforms into the largest shareholder in the script murder-mystery business, as well as her direct superior in the underworld bureaucracy. Later still, the old zombie asks, “Zhao Yiyi, will you marry me?” Zhao Yiyi looks at his youthful face. “I don’t date younger men.” The old zombie reveals his turtle shell and dragon tail. “Actually, I’m an ancient golden sea turtle, and I naturally attract wealth.” Zhao Yiyi, already walking away, whirls around and kicks him. “Why the hell didn’t you say so earlier!”