At the Honghuang Dao Debate, I, Hongyun, Showed Up Uninvited

From the start, the Dao conference at the Purple Cloud Palace! I, the Ancestor Hongyun, am showing up uninvited! Hongyun and Liu Er aren’t allowed in? Hey, old man, you and I have fought before. You broke the formation, I raided your home. We even shared a drink, though one cup was enough to knock you out! Doesn’t your conscience hurt when you pull something like this? Oh, you won’t let me in? No problem, I got in anyway! I claimed the cushion, watched the monkey show, took on the Three Pure Ones, and strung Kunpeng up! What are you going to do about it? The Dao conference at the Purple Cloud Palace: “One gives birth to two...” “Check!” “Two gives birth to three...” “Can’t beat that!” “Three gives birth...” “Mahjong!” What kind of nonsense am I supposed to preach? The great calamity of the Lich War: I looked around with my sword drawn... Everyone went home to their own mothers! I fought for nothing! The reorganization of the Heavenly Court: You said this would be a trial by three halls. What’s with this battle between five armies? The struggle for the Investiture of the Gods: If I had to describe it, it’d be like Luffy getting married, with Akainu the only one left in Marineford. The calamity of the Journey to the West: Wait, let me catch my breath... I can’t finish this pilgrimage! Don’t ask. You started it!