Pierced Through the Heart by a Goddess from the Start, I Really Want to Die

Yan Chen transmigrates to a world of immortals and martial arts,

but all he wants is to die so he can return to present-day Earth.

However, fate has other plans. Thanks to the System's rewards, Yan Chen obtains an absurdly powerful buff that automatically restores his health. With no choice, he has to make dying more difficult.

The sacred maiden of an immortal sect drives a sword through his heart. "Why isn't he dead? Didn't I use enough force?"

The old demon of the demonic path: "What kind of monster is bathing in my Bone-Eroding Pool?!"

The Poison Lord of Ten Thousand Ages: "I heard someone stole the batch of Three-Corpse Gu Poison Pills I just refined?"

The holy monk of the Vajra Sect: "Who is that person sitting on the Buddha statue's head and eating candy?!

How dare you desecrate Buddhism! Take this Vajra Palm!"

Lying flat on his back and gazing at the sky, Yan Chen wears an utterly hopeless expression. "Hey, old man, did you not eat today or something?"

And what kind of Poison Lord of Ten Thousand Ages is he? They're all frauds who trade on their reputations!

I can't write a proper synopsis. Please head to the main story for the rest.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.