The Deadly Octagon: You Want Me to Be a Sparring Partner? Give Me a Break!

"If I ever meet you while you're still young, I'll trade my truest heart for your deepest love..."

At the campus beauty's birthday party, Luo Li made her cry by singing Resent Heaven for Changing Its Heart. At the same time, he activated a System and gained double the combat skills from his previous life, as well as a beautiful-girl card-raising System.

On TV, a video of Hua Nation's famous fighter Li Liang being choked out by a foreign competitor played over and over.

Luo Li had been ready to rely on songs from his previous life and become an internet celebrity,

but he quietly walked into a boxing gym.

"Li Liang really didn't know his limits. He talked a big game before the match, then got knocked out as soon as he stepped into the ring. He made all of us from Hua Nation look bad!"

"Exactly. If you ask me, people of East Asian descent just aren't born to fight. They should stick to competing on Wulin Feng."

"...Hey, man, training alone must get boring. Nice muscles! Want to spar for a while?"

Luo Li smiled. "Sure!"

Singing songs, boxing, and raising lolis and mature women, Luo Li relied on the passive skills of his beautiful-girl cards to begin his journey toward becoming the pinnacle of humanity...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.