Great Tang: I Nearly Got Executed by Li Er While Waiting for the System to Catch Up

During the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty,

while waiting for the System to activate, Li Zihao had nothing better to do, so he opened a tavern in the capital, Chang'an.

At first, everything was going well.

Then one day, he had a drink with a customer. Everything seemed fine, but somehow they ended up in bed together.

Emperor Li Er: Have you thought about how you want to die?

Li Zihao looked at the Tang emperor with tears in his eyes, consumed by regret!

Who the hell knew that person was actually a princess disguised as a man? And how could a princess be so tall?

She was already over 1.5 meters tall at just eleven?

It was unbelievable, but what had happened had happened, and he'd been caught red-handed.

Li Zihao: Your Majesty, could I possibly be spared?

Emperor Li Er: Give me one reason!

Li Zihao: Your Majesty, I have the talent of a great scholar and knowledge enough to fill five carts. I know astronomy above and geography below, and can see five hundred years into the past and eight hundred years into the future. I can help build the Tang Dynasty!

Emperor Li Er: There's a limit to how much bullshit you can spout, you bastard.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.