I Starved to Death Writing Books, and the King of Hell Sent Me Back to Rewrite the Plot

Writing novels is a dead end!

A blurb? What blurb? Dead people can't talk!

King Yama: "You have three choices.

1: Help me make a handwritten backup of the Book of Life and Death.

2: Go back and write 80,000 words a day. If you can't do it, I'll send you to the Blade-Shard Hell, where they'll slice off your junk for ten thousand years.

3: Help me rewrite the plots of the books and anime series I'm following. There are too many regrets, and I can't get enough. Go change them and make me happy, and I'll remove your name from the Book of Life and Death. How does that sound?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.