I Wanted to Lie Flat, but the Saintess Overheard My Thoughts

Bai Zhou transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the Lie Flat System.

As long as he keeps living a lazy, carefree life like a salted fish, his cultivation will advance by leaps and bounds.

But to his surprise, his inner thoughts are overheard by his senior sister, the sect's Holy Maiden!

Senior Sister: "Junior Brother, this Profound Stone is so badly shattered that it would take at least twenty years of cultivation to do this!"

Bai Zhou: "You have a good eye, Senior Sister. You're absolutely right!"

Heh, actually, I accidentally sneezed on it last night and broke it.

Senior Sister: "???"

Senior Sister: "This is the most complex top-tier cultivation technique in our sect. Even I spent a full ten years just learning the basics."

Bai Zhou: "You're amazing, Senior Sister!"

Heh! What's so impressive about that? I mastered it completely on my second day here, okay?

Senior Sister: "!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.