Investiture of the Gods: I Started as a Honey Badger, and Yun Xiao Overheard My Thoughts

Ling Yun transmigrated to the Primordial World and became a honey badger. After Fairy Yunxiao overheard his thoughts, she mistook him for an auspicious beast and brought him back to the Jie Sect!

After activating the god-tier lie-flat System, Ling Yun discovered that all he had to do was be a lazy freeloader to exchange for rewards in the Great Dao Mall!

But he had no idea that his thoughts would completely change the entire Investiture of the Gods calamity!

That dark-faced guy is Zhao Gongming? No wonder he has the most gruesome death, bar none.

Fairy Yunxiao: Got it. My brother will die, and Lu Ya is the killer. I'll kill him as soon as I see him!

Tongtian is such a dumbass. Why sign the Investiture of the Gods? If it were me, I'd make my own calamity rankings!

Fairy Yunxiao: Remembered. Tear up the Investiture of the Gods when you see it, and go after the Chan Sect whenever you see them!

Damn woman, trying to smother me again. Big boobs, no brains. I might as well go hang out with Houtu!

Fairy Yunxiao: Little Lingling, don't be mad! What do I have to do for you to forgive me? Come on, let Big Sis give you a bath~

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.