Great Tang: I Wanted to Be a Slacker, but the Empress Overheard My Thoughts

Yan Chuan transmigrated and became the youngest son of the renowned Yan Liben.

He also awakened the "Lie-Flat Lifestyle System."

From then on, a dissolute young noble who spent every day indulging in wine, women, and song appeared in the divine capital of Luoyang.

But to his surprise, the reigning Empress Wu Zetian could hear his inner thoughts.

"What do you think of the reigning empress?"

"The reigning empress has achieved unparalleled greatness. She'll surely become a monument in the annals of history!"

Hah! She's clearly an idiot. Her brothers and sisters are all waiting for her to die, and she still thinks she's doing great!

Empress: ???

"Sigh, the flaws in the imperial examination system are obvious. Many talented scholars from humble families have no way to enter government service!"

"Your Majesty's foresight is truly profound. We are nowhere near your equal!"

Hah! What an idiot! The imperial exams are full of loopholes. Why not personally examine the candidates in the palace examination?

Empress: !!!

And so the notorious wastrel of the divine capital was forcibly dragged into court by the reigning emperor.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.