I, Diaochan, Slay Lü Bu with the Sky Piercer

As a real man, I transmigrated into the world of the Three Kingdoms, only to become Diaochan, the centerpiece of the Chain Stratagem.

Cao Cao: "Lend me the Seven-Star Sword, Lord Wang Yun!"

Diaochan: "With Lu Bu guarding Dong Zhuo, how the hell are you going to kill him? I think you just want to borrow the sword as an excuse to run away, Cao Aman!"

Cao Cao, sweating: "Actually, I have another plan. If you would deign to drive a wedge between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, father and son, we can set the tiger loose to devour the wolf, and our grand plan will succeed!"

One punch sent him flying!

Diaochan: "How can you even say something so spineless! And you call yourself a hero of this troubled age!"

Attendants! Bring me my warhorse! Fetch my Sky Piercer Halberd! I ride to battle!

Lu Bu: "Name yourself, warrior before me!"

Diaochan: "I am Diaochan! The most beautiful woman under heaven, and also its peerless Flying General!"

Lu Bu: "You insolent shrew! Do you think my Sky Piercer Halberd isn't sharp enough?"

Diaochan sneered: "Your halberd is sharp! Do you think mine isn't? I have come to cross halberds with you!"

Everyone: "Diaochan, Lord Wang Yun's adopted daughter, has slain Lu Bu in battle! Truly, she is the peerless Flying General under heaven!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.