Three Kingdoms: I Lie Flat, and Cao Cao Overhears My Inner Thoughts

Guo Yu transmigrates to the end of the Han Dynasty and becomes Guo Jia's younger brother.

He awakens the Ascension to Immortality System.

As long as he keeps up an utterly ordinary persona and avoids drawing the Heavenly Dao's attention, he can regain his cultivation as the Ancestor of All Immortals, break through the final realm, and live forever.

So he begins hiding behind his elder brother Guo Jia, living as an ordinary man who tends flowers and plays around.

But, as it happens, his lord Cao Cao can hear his thoughts!

"My lord truly is a hero of the realm. He's setting his sights on Wancheng!"

It's over. Dian Wei's finished, Cao Ang's finished, Cao Anmin's finished. What a damn lecher.

"My lord's ideas are brilliant. Linking the boats together with chains... I'm no match for you. Truly impressive."

It's over. A single fire burned hundreds of thousands of them to ashes.

Cao Cao: "..."

Cao Cao: "What the hell?! Can't you just say that out loud?"

Over time, after years of an uneventful life, Guo Yu somehow becomes the greatest meritorious official of Cao Wei.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.