Great Qin: From the Start, I Built a Chariot for Lao Ai

In the fifth year of King Zheng of Qin, the First Emperor is still young.

At court, the Queen Dowager rules from behind the curtain. Beyond it, Lü Buwei wields power unchecked.

The various schools of thought are stirring, intent on defying the tide of history and preventing the unification of the realm.

On the day Si Hongxin transmigrates, he happens to catch Lao Ai performing his wheel-spinning trick for Lü Buwei. He activates the Hundred Schools System and uses Mohist mechanical arts to build a wheel that gets Lao Ai "sliced like sausage."

To his surprise, he earns the First Emperor's favor.

The First Emperor: I want to master a fine set of martial arts.

Si Hongxin: Here's a hundred-and-eight wooden dummy formation. I'll teach you the Northern Dipper Divine Fist and Dugu Nine Swords until you've got them down pat.

Zhao Ji: You ruined Lao Ai. What am I supposed to do for happiness for the rest of my life?

Si Hongxin: Here's an electric Lao Ai Plus. It spins and even has a vibration function.

The First Emperor: The Tianji Tower you built says I must conquer the Six Kingdoms within ten years. What if I can't wait ten years?

Si Hongxin: How about I build you a Gundam? We can just punch our way through.

The First Emperor: Insolence! Real men pilot Zaku!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.