I Am the Old Celestial Master! Playing Myself from the Start

A variety show needs an NPC to play an enlightened old immortal.

The director finds Lu Xuan, who has just returned from traveling the world, and asks him to fill in at the last minute.

Lu Xuan: "An old immortal? You want me to play myself?"

The livestream begins...

Lu Xuan teaches celebrities to cultivate immortality live.

Controlling objects from afar, refining pills and medicine, flying on swords, cultivating qi and strengthening the body...

The viewers think it's all scripted, but as the show goes on, everyone is left dumbfounded.

"We asked you to play an immortal, not become one!"

"Old Immortal, please stay on the show. Don't just be an NPC!"

"We strongly recommend giving the NPC a dedicated camera!"

Only then do the celebrities realize that they're the supporting cast, while the lead is this NPC who was only supposed to fill in temporarily...

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