Journey to the West: Random Punishments for the Big Shots Begin with Bodhi

System: Host, sit cross-legged and cultivate. Break through to the Qi Refining stage.

Li Xuan: No. I won't.

System: Mission failed. A powerful figure will be randomly bound and punished.

Patriarch Bodhi, drawn over by the heavenly punishment, is suddenly targeted by it. A barrage of lightning strikes leaves him utterly dazed!!!

Patriarch Bodhi: ???

System: Host, sample these delicacies within an hour: dragon liver, phoenix elixir, and nine-thousand-year peaches.

Li Xuan: I'm only at the Qi Refining stage, and you want me to do that? Who does something like this?

Patriarch Bodhi: What does Li Xuan failing his mission have to do with me? Who does something like this? One hour should be enough! It should!

Years later, Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, Patriarch Bodhi, the Six Sages, Hongjun, and other powerful figures sit on the ground. Watching Li Xuan, who has already transcended the Heavenly Dao, they all breathe a deep sigh of relief. At last, this menace doesn't have to do missions anymore.

A blend of mythology and the primordial world, with comedy and a slow pace.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.