My Aptitude Is Terrible, and Everything Around Me Has Turned Dark

In a world teeming with immortals and gods, where cultivators are everywhere, Li Hao is a prince of the imperial dynasty with an unfortunately terrible aptitude.

So Li Hao's body went and ** first.

Your internal organs despise how pathetically slow your cultivation is. Enraged, they begin to turn dark and nurture divine spirits! The gods within your organs demand that you defeat the so-called Innate Dao Body currently showing off in front of you.

Your spiritual platform also despises your dull aptitude. Drawing on the memories in your mind, it grows into a 108-grade Dao Lotus and demands that you strip those so-called gods of their divine titles!

Next, your cultivation techniques and magical treasures went and ** too!

Your cultivation techniques think the ones in your mind are incredibly powerful and full of potential, so they secretly start cultivating on their own. You learn the Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Power, the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger, the Law of Self-Transformation, and more...

Your magical treasures think the ones in your mind are the very models of perfection, so they openly demand resources from you to evolve! Congratulations, you have obtained the Taiji Diagram, the Four Swords of Zhu Xian and their formation diagram, the Immortal-Slaying Flying Blade, the Pangu Banner...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.