My Ninety-Year-Old Cultivator Disciple Exposed Me

Today's headline: At the foot of Changbai Mountain, a ninety-year-old woman fearlessly confronts a tiger and knocks it to the ground with a backhand strike, saving everyone from its jaws.

Official: "How did you do that? That's incredible! It was a fully grown Siberian tiger!"

Old woman: "You call that incredible?"

With that, she lightly stamped her foot. The ground split apart, sinking forty or fifty centimeters in the middle.

Official: "Th-this..."

The old woman shook her head. "Don't make such a fuss. My skills are barely worth mentioning, and nothing compared to my master's. I still remember how, decades ago, my master split a mountain with one kick and cleaved a bucket-thick bolt of lightning in two with a single sword stroke."

Official: "There's no one like that. Don't joke with us."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.