After Our Breakup, My Heavenly Tribulation Is Coming

"Lu Xun is a total homebody. All he ever does is sit on that battered meditation cushion, riddled with holes, and practice meditation for his health."

"Every day, aside from meditating and practicing boxing, he reads books like The Art of Immortality and Sword Art: Slashing the Heavens, things too outrageous even for a novel. That would be bad enough, but the worst part is that he has no sense of romance and never says sweet things. I've had enough of this life. I've broken up with him."

"And the worst part is, we lived together for six months, and can you believe that even now, I'm still..."

"You're right. A man like that isn't worth loving."

"By the way, my dear bestie, introduce me to a man like that! I love men like him!"

"A homebody like him who doesn't go out fooling around is a rare find. You should cherish him! A perfect guy like that? I'm in love! I'm in love!"

Some time later, Jiang Ran was dumbfounded. How could this...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.