You Sent Me to Deliver Cigarettes and Liquor, and I Caught Every Enemy Spy?

Your father-in-law is a big shot in the military, but your birthday budget is too small? Cigarettes and alcohol are too ordinary? Don't know what to give him?

Want your father-in-law to see you in a new light and practically force his daughter to marry you?

For just 10,000 yuan, on your father-in-law's birthday, we'll deliver on your behalf:

Ten high-ranking military spies from an enemy nation, a design blueprint for one of their core fighter jets, a military song performed by the finest military orchestra, and our most heartfelt wishes.

Everyone attending the birthday banquet will imagine that you're a big shot with a mysterious identity.

Pay 100 million yuan, and we can deliver the following to your enemy on your behalf:

An intercontinental ballistic missile carrying a nuclear warhead with a yield of 100 million tons, already past the atmosphere and traveling at Mach 50, along with a complimentary body removal service.

I'm Chu Mo, chairman of the Interstellar Gift Delivery Group. As long as you can pay the price, there's nothing I can't do, only things you can't imagine.

Don't know what to give? Get in touch!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.