This Pawnshop Is a Total Rip-Off!

As the owner of a pawnshop, Zhou You had all sorts of strange customers to deal with every day.

As long as they offered enough in exchange, anyone could get whatever they wanted from Zhou You.

A certain chuuni youth:

"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. I'll give up everything I have to make that woman who broke off our engagement regret it!"

A certain lovesick empress:

"I'll trade my Devouring Heaven Devil Art for just ** one glimpse of him."

A certain drunken Sword Immortal:

"Here, I found my Dao and took up my sword once more."

"This pawnshop is peerless in the world, its depths beyond gods and ghosts. It's just... a little too shady..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.