Journey to the West: I Became Sworn Brothers with the Jade Emperor from the Start

Ye Tian accidentally found himself in the Celestial Court, where he actually kowtowed to the Jade Emperor and became sworn brothers with him.

As they drank together, the Jade Emperor gazed at Ye Tian with envy.

"Brother Ye, what you're eating isn't cotton candy. It's the Primordial Qi of All Things. Nourish your body with it, and you can attain sainthood through the flesh."

"Brother Ye, the water you're drinking is the Source of Purity. Drink it, and no magic can harm you."

"Brother Ye, that black bird you're roasting and eating is Kunpeng, the demon master of the ancient Demon Court."

"Brother Ye, that broken sword in your hand is a postnatal supreme treasure. Taishang Laojun broke it off when refining the Nine-Toothed Rake, worried its killing intent would be too strong."

"Brother Ye, what's wrong? Why are you slapping yourself? Doesn't it hurt?"

Ye Tian looked at his unlikely new brother and said helplessly,

"Hang on. Let me check if I'm dreaming!"

"Damn! That really hurts!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.