Three Kingdoms: I Snatched Diao Chan from the Start, and Now I Can't Stop Laughing

Cui Yan transmigrates to the final years of the Eastern Han dynasty.

From the start, he happens upon Diao Chan and awakens the Three Kingdoms Trading System.

From then on, all the mighty figures of the Three Kingdoms become his trading partners.

Cao Cao: I want an abundance of soldiers and generals.

Cui Yan: No problem. Tell me who you've got your eye on. Top quality at a low price, payment on delivery.

Sun Quan: If Cao Cao can rule his own territory, then I'd like to as well...

Cui Yan: Don't sell yourself short, Sun of the Ten Thousand! I could tell you were destined for greatness from the moment I laid eyes on you. Here, take this Map of World-Conquering Ambition.

Liu Bei: I only want to restore the Han dynasty, but I'm just a maker of straw sandals...

Cui Yan snapped back: A hero's origins don't matter, and a beauty's age doesn't matter! Xiao Liang, come here for a moment!

Liu Bei: Xiao Liang?

Cui Yan: Oh! His name is Zhuge Liang. He's my, well... sort of an unofficial disciple. Xiao Liang, from now on, you're going to follow Liu Huangshu!

Zhuge Liang: …

One day, a subordinate came to report.

The armies of Cao, Liu, and Sun have formed an alliance and are preparing to march on Chang'an.

Cui Yan turned to Diao Chan beside him.

Sister Diao Chan, would you like to be emperor?

You could be a female emperor in history~

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.