Akainu Withheld Your Pay, So You Kidnap a Celestial Dragon?

Jiang Tian transmigrates to the world of One Piece. From then on, a saying spreads across the seas: In the past, people sailed with nothing but passion. Now, they have to be extremely careful. You never know which janitor might have Conqueror's Haki.

At Marine Headquarters, the Five Elders angrily pound the bounty poster on the tea table as they interrogate Akainu.

Why is Conqueror's Haki suddenly everywhere on the seas?

The flustered Five Elders grab a bounty poster with a straw hat on it.

I remember that brat Garp didn't even pass the reserve exam. How did he suddenly awaken Conqueror's Haki?

Akainu: Garp took ten years' salary in advance to buy a golden cucumber...

Five Elders: Cucumbers, cucumbers, it's always damn cucumbers! Go ask Jiang Tian if he can mass-produce cucumbers as Fleet Admiral!

Akainu: Then what am I supposed to do?

Five Elders: Go shovel manure! Help Jiang Tian grow cucumbers. Where is Jiang Tian?

Akainu: He didn't get paid last month, so Jiang Tian became a pirate!

Five Elders: ...

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