Negotiation Expert: I'm Really Not a Psychopath Negotiator!

In winter, Su Fan transmigrated into the role of a hostage negotiator. On a rooftop, he ran into a beautiful goddess who was about to jump.

The beautiful goddess said, "Why are you looking at me? You want to talk me out of it, right? Don't bother. I'm dying today, no matter what."

"I don't want to talk you out of it. It's just, since you're going to kill yourself anyway, how about..." Su Fan smiled brightly. "How about giving me your down jacket?"

The beautiful goddess was dumbfounded. "You... shameless!" But she gave it to him anyway.

Su Fan kept smiling as he said, "Since you're going to die anyway, why not give me your phone too?" The beautiful goddess said, "Hmph, no way! Don't tell me you also want to..."

"How did you know I wanted to..." Su Fan gave a wicked smile. "Since you're going to die anyway, how about letting me * you?"

The girl said, "You... pervert! Even if I die, I won't let you get your way."

"What a shame." Su Fan shook his head. "But once you're gone, I could still... while you're warm... Heh..."

The girl's eyes filled with terror. "Ah!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.