Urban: When I Have 100,000 Death Soldiers

I'm no good at writing introductions, but the story is great.

Someone posted on Tieba: If I had a hundred thousand death warriors, I'd have them go through every online lending platform and borrow as much as they could. What would happen if they didn't pay it back?

Random commenter: The OP must be an idiot. If you had a hundred thousand death warriors, wouldn't it be better to have them help you slash prices on Pinduoduo?

A whole crowd chimed in below: Dear, we suggest sending them to an electronics factory to tighten screws. Food and lodging included, and you'd easily make five hundred million a month!

Li Zebe heard that and laughed: The people above are all amateurs. Wouldn't it be better to hit up the lending platforms first, then send them to the factory to tighten screws while slashing prices on Pinduoduo?

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you've bound the Hundred Thousand Death Warriors System.

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