When I Had a Hundred Thousand Death Soldiers

Someone posted on a forum: "What if I had a hundred thousand death warriors? I'd have them hit every online lending platform for all they could get, then what would happen if they didn't pay it back?"

Random commenter: "The OP must be an idiot. If you had a hundred thousand death warriors, wouldn't it be better to have them bargain-hunt on Pinduoduo?"

A whole bunch of people piled on below: "Hey, our suggestion is to send them to an electronics factory to tighten screws. Room and board included, and you'd easily make 500 million a month!"

Li Zebei laughed when he read it. "The people above are all amateurs. Wouldn't it be better to hit the lending platforms first, then send them to the factories to tighten screws while bargain-hunting on Pinduoduo?"

Ding dong! Congratulations, Host, you have bound the Hundred Thousand Death Warriors System.

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