When I Had a Hundred Thousand Death Warriors

Someone posted on a forum: If I had a hundred thousand death warriors, I'd have them hit every online lending platform for all they could get. What would happen if they didn't pay it back?

Random Commenter: The OP must be an idiot. If you had a hundred thousand death warriors, wouldn't it be better to have them slash prices on Pinduoduo?

A whole bunch of people chimed in: Dear, we recommend sending them to an electronics factory to tighten screws. Meals and lodging included, and you'd easily make 500 million a month!

Li Zebei laughed when he read that: The people above are all amateurs. Wouldn't it be better to hit the lending platforms first, then send them to the factories to tighten screws and slash prices on Pinduoduo at the same time?

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you have bonded with the Hundred Thousand Death Warriors System.

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