Great-Granduncle, Please Act Like a Decent Person

In front of a lively livestream, a young monk sat before the camera in his kasaya, hands together in prayer…

Su Lin: "Dear patrons, I'm a monk. I usually eat vegetarian food, chant Buddhist prayers, and save all living beings…"

As he spoke, a little monk ran in. "Granduncle Master! I brought the roast chicken you asked for! And your manga!"

Su Lin: "Get out!"

"Oh! I usually show compassion, save the people, and make it my duty to catch ghosts and subdue demons!"

"Granduncle Master, another worshipper has come to ask for your help. They say they'll pay three times what the last person offered!"

Su Lin: "Get out!"

"Dear patrons, don't get the wrong idea. I'm a monk with few worldly desires. I don't covet money, and I don't touch meat or alcohol! What? Women? That's even more impossible..."

"Granduncle Master! A female patron is here. She says she wants your help driving away evil spirits!"

"Dear patrons, that's all for today's livestream. I still have to save the people. See you next time!**"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.