I Won't Marry Gao Yang, I'll Only Catch Ghosts, and Li Er Is So Mad His Mouth Twisted

Transmigrated as the orphaned son of a Tang dynasty war god, Su Lin had planned to get by with his unorthodox medical skills, live out his days in comfort, and maybe annoy a few emperors for fun.

But then Li Shimin started getting pinned down by ghosts every night and clung to Su Lin's leg, crying, "Dear nephew, save your uncle!"

Su Lin pulled out two chopsticks. "Your Majesty, the ghost-banishing package is 998. Get 20% off with an annual plan, and you can even pay with the money you save from fainting."

Princess Gaoyang showed up with a whip. "Refuse my marriage proposal? I'll show you how cruel the world can be!"

Su Lin slapped her right back. "Princess, your forehead is dark. You're sure to meet with bloodshed soon... Want to sign up? I'll throw in a pair of chopsticks just like the ones used to banish ghosts."

Li Lizhi said gently, "Mr. Su, my younger sister is rather unruly..."

Su Lin changed his tune in an instant. "Your Highness, you are in perfect health. No need to sign up, but you can earn cash back for referring customers."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.