Minecraft: These Monsters Are Way Too Cute!

Have you ever seen a zombie do the horse-riding dance or the gangster shuffle?

Have you ever seen a shy, adorable Creeper that goes "yip yip yip"?

Have you ever seen a frail, pitiful little white creature who looks just like a sickly beauty?

Have you ever seen a quiet spider who likes to follow you around and knit you sweaters?

Have you ever seen an Enderman who looks disdainful but still indulges your unreasonable demands?

Have you ever seen a sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside witch with a seriously devious streak?

Don't tell me you have. I haven't seen any of them either!

The included mods are Industrial, Thaumcraft, Plants, SlashBlade, Equivalent Exchange, Waifu, Avaritia, Food, Elite Monsters, Ship Girls, and various original mods.

Reposting this because the last version felt especially stiff.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.