Minecraft: I Snatched a Spider from the Start!

Have you ever seen a zombie do the horse-riding dance or the Lowlife Shake?

Have you ever seen a shy, adorable Creeper that goes "nyah, nyah"?

Have you ever seen a frail, pitiful little White who's the very picture of a sickly beauty?

Have you ever seen a taciturn spider who likes to silently follow you around and knit you sweaters?

Have you ever seen an Enderman with a disdainful look who still indulges your unreasonable demands?

Have you ever seen a witch who's sweet on the outside and dark-hearted within?

Don't even ask you guys. I've never seen them either!

Mods included: Industrial, Thaumcraft, Plants, SlashBlade, Equivalent Exchange, Genderbending, Infinity, Food, Elite Monsters, Fleet Girls, and various original mods.

The overall plot focuses on Minecraft, with chat** as a bit of a break. Well, when I say a break, I really mean indulging the author's lewd tastes.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.