Unemployed Right After Graduation, I Stole the Underworld's Business

"Senior Chu Xian, ever since my roommate died, I've been having sleep paralysis!"

"That's just a psychological suggestion. Format your roommate's E drive. Just don't open anything inside it."

"Chu Xian, there are ghosts haunting our company in the middle of the night! They're the spirits of employees who died suddenly!"

"There are no ghosts. It's a mass hallucination caused by overwork. Work eight hours a day, and no overtime."

"Master Chu, help! My mother has risen from the dead!"

"Don't worry. That's just normal muscle contraction after death."

With that, Chu Xian punched the zombie to pieces.

White Impermanence: "Master Chu Xian, why hide the existence of ghosts from the world?"

Chu Xian lit a cigarette. "What if everyone starts catching ghosts? The industry will get too competitive."

King Yama: "...You stole my business, and I haven't even said anything!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.