Great Tang: Knocking Out Li Er from the Start

Li Xian transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes the leader of a gang of bandits in Liangzhou!

He starts industries, trains a new army, and seizes the final opportunity offered by the chaotic early Tang era!

Two sneaky fellows show up, one called Li Er, the other Old Fang.

Without hesitation, he knocks them out with a revolutionary delicacy: pot stickers. Then he ties them up!

He searches them and finds a military tally. They seem to have captured a great general...

Isn't that even better?

The stronghold has soldiers but no commanders, seriously slowing down their plans to punch the Turks' retirement home and kick the Tuyuhun kindergarten.

If he can trick them into coming up the mountain... heh heh heh!

Li Er refuses to yield, even unto death: "I am the Supreme Commander of the Heavenly Strategies Army! You expect me to become a bandit? In your dreams

Actually, that doesn't sound so bad."

Old Fang stands firm: "I! Fang Xuanling! Would rather starve to death than eat a single bite of your beef

This is delicious."

Li Xian: Huh? Did I just tie up two very important people?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.