Three Kingdoms: Hello, I'm Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of Han, and I'm the Funny Kind

After transmigrating as the young Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, he subdues Zhang Liao from the start, escapes Dong Zhuo's clutches, and receives a System reward:

An electric scooter!

Liu Xie: “???”

There's no time to explain! Get on and hide in the mountains!

Zhang Liao: “Your Majesty, **heroes are rising everywhere and carving up the Han realm. What should we do?”

Liu Xie: “I've thought long and hard. Why don't we rebel?”

Zhang Liao: “???”

“Why are you rebelling, Your Majesty?!”

Starting out as two commanders with no troops, they recruit talented people and Yellow Turban bandits, punish the wicked and rob corrupt officials, liberate women by abducting Cai Wenji, Diao Chan, and so on and so forth!

“I'm going to take back my realm, inch by inch, with my own hands!”

Ding! Congratulations, dear, you've completed various missions. Your rewards are a phone, a washing machine, a refrigerator, a dishwasher...

Liu Xie: “...

You're my big brother! Can you be a little more reliable?!

Even a peanut or a kernel of corn would do...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.