That Support Is a Little Toxic

After transmigrating to a world where Star Spirit Envoys reign supreme, Ling Xiao Po activates the Positive Energy Choice System and sets out to spread righteousness.

What should you do when a brat gets hit by a car? Call the funeral home's hotline right away. The sooner they're buried, the sooner they can rest in peace.

How should you deal with a classmate who can't keep his mouth shut? I slap him right back, teaching him that trouble comes from careless words.

What should you do when a beast tide breaches the city gates? Don't rush to flee. Pack up the abandoned food, bottled water, and all kinds of technological gadgets and take them with you. Protecting the environment starts with me...

“Captain, why did you put your shield on the enemy?”

“Because my shield backstabs people.”

“Hero, please spare me. I've decided to stop treatment...”

“Don't say that! A little more cumin and you'll be cured. Trust me... trust me!”

A poisonous-milk novel, pure feel-good fun. If you like that sort of thing, come on in!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.