Everyone Travels Between Worlds: This Old Fox Plays It Too Safe

Plot wildly altered + travel between two worlds + lighthearted comedy

What would you do if one day a countdown appeared before everyone's eyes, and when the timer hit zero, they were transported to another world and given a talent, a ship, and a Common Language skill?

Yun Mo says: Since I know the plot, of course I'll stick with the main cast and happily play the sneaky sixth man!

Everyone laughs at the sixth man, yet everyone wants to be one.

Purity Swordmaster Zoro: Every time I draw my sword, someone gets castrated...

Ball-Busting Chef Sanji: The tastiest ingredients usually only need to...

Slap Queen Robin: I'll let you use one hand...

Golden Shower Sniper Usopp: My bullets have a certain... flavor...

Temporary-Cramming-For-Exams Unusual Brook: I always cram at the last minute...

Kung Fu Tanuki Chopper: Watch me use four ounces to move a thousand pounds...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.