Stop, Don't Move. I'm Lu Zhao.

Author: How about I develop a monster-killing system for you? Lu Zhao: No, that would be too boring. Author: How about I plan a time-travel plot for you? Lu Zhao: No, that's too ridiculous. Author: How about I let your master sign for five hundred years first? Lu Zhao: No, otherwise you change my name to Sun Wukong. Author: Otherwise... Lu Zhao: Hey, are you going to die writing a serious cultivation novel? Author: Okay, Lu Zhao, you are an orphan! ! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.