Author: How about I develop a monster-killing system for you?
Lu Zhao: No, that would be too boring.
Author: How about I plan a time-travel plot for you?
Lu Zhao: No, that's too ridiculous.
Author: How about I let your master sign for five hundred years first?
Lu Zhao: No, otherwise you change my name to Sun Wukong.
Author: Otherwise...
Lu Zhao: Hey, are you going to die writing a serious cultivation novel?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
