Supernatural: I'm Really Not a Charlatan

"Goddess, I told you, cats slide across coffins and corpses crawl out. You just had to put a cat inside. Now look, your mom's risen from the dead!"

"Where? She hasn't risen from the dead! You stinking charlatan, stop trying to scare people. Look, my mom hasn't even moved. She just looks a little scary."

"You want her to move? Fine. Come see me tonight, and I'll show you something amazing."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.