My Family Isn't Human: My Thirteen-Greats Fox Immortal Grandma

"Hey, Thirteenth Granny, you're an immortal who's lived for over a thousand years. Can't you act a little more mature and stop greeting me with a different death every day?"

Thirteenth Granny has an axe sticking out of her head, its blade already halfway through her skull. "You heartless brat! You think coming up with a new way to die every day is easy? Thinking so hard nearly blew my brains apart. And how many times have I told you? Call me Sis Thirteen!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.