I Saw My Ex-Girlfriend on the Execution List

"The latest execution list has been updated. It is as follows..."

Zhao Xiaoshu, a transmigrator, stared at a name on the TV list, completely dumbfounded.

"Damn, isn't that my gold-digging ex who ran off with some rich, handsome guy?!"

But one day, his ex escaped and came to find him.

"Xiaoshu, please hide me. I know you've always been my devoted simp. You'll say yes."

Zhao Xiaoshu heard her out, then immediately reported her. "Hello, 110? There's an escaped criminal here who is due to be executed!"

His ex: "???"

"Congratulations, Master! Reporting your ex-girlfriend has earned you a reward!"

The System had awakened?!

"Hello, I'd like to report my teacher. He's making drugs!"

"Hello, I'd like to report our **. He's taking bribes!"

"Hello, I'd like to report my roommate. He's collecting intelligence!"

The police: "With him around, no crime can escape detection. He's a real detective."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.