Stop Pretending! Please, Expert, Make Your Move!

As if being unable to cultivate weren't bad enough, the System is also pretty useless. It hands out rewards like knives, brushes, axes, and zithers, as well as chickens, fish, birds, and cranes. Wu Shuang is in despair.

Why are all the monsters and demons afraid of him? Why do cultivators treat him with such respect and call him a master?

Why do people drop to their knees the moment they enter his courtyard? Why won't the beautiful cultivators staying at his house leave?

He heard that one night, the axe flew out of his house, and his fish leaped high into the sky...

Artifact spirits? No way. His courtyard is full of divine artifacts and sacred beasts!

So he'd misunderstood! The System is the System, it just has a different way of being awesome!

When beast tides once again erupt from the primeval forests and oceans, and the spirits of the dead emerge from ancient tombs, the world begs him to intervene.

So Wu Shuang rides out on a crane, followed by Axe Bro, Blade Master, Big Dragon, the Phoenix, and the rest, causing a sensation across the land.

Then, one day, the System suddenly upgrades...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.