I Joined the Underworld Chat Group While Gravely Ill

Ouyang Zhi's life takes four sudden turns in a single day: terminal cancer, his girlfriend demanding a breakup settlement... Then he joins the Underworld chat group, and from then on lives a carefree life, even befriending the Black and White Impermanence.

“Got the Heavenly Eye!” Snatching... My reflexes are getting faster and faster.

Li Bai: “I'll write you another poem. How about you send me some cigarettes and liquor?”

Zhang Sanfeng: “I'll upload authentic Taiji Fist for you. How about you teach me how to play PUBG?”

The Zhu family and the Aisin Gioro family are at it again? One fine piece of blue-and-white porcelain gets you a guaranteed winning insult campaign.

Meng Po has her eye on the new young hottie in the Underworld? Face masks, new clothes, new shoes? No problem. Just arrange a one-day tour of the Bridge of Helplessness for me, thanks.

Later... The King of Hell gets drunk after three bottles of erguotou and crosses Ouyang Zhi's name off the Book of Life and Death.

The King of Hell: “Good liquor! Bring me three more glasses!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.