Urban: I'm Not a Three-Second Man

"Host, you've gained the ability to see the future. Congratulations, you're now a three-second man!"

"Congratulations, Host, you've received a beginner's gift pack: the ability to teleport 15 meters per second!"

"Congratulations, Host, you've received an upgrade gift pack: X-ray vision, level one!"

"Congratulations, Host, you've received an upgrade gift pack: strength of 800 kilograms!"

"Superman, could you fly a little faster? I haven't even started trying yet!"

"Thor, I'll take your hammer. I feel like eating walnuts today!"

"Spider-Man, how about we play a bondage game? I can get out of your webbing in three seconds!"

"Thanos, let's begin. I've got a glove here too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.