NBA: I Only Steal FMVPs

I snag the FMVP and make money, all without missing a beat!

To the superstars on my team, sorry about that!

LeBron James sees me raise the FMVP trophy and turns ashen!

Kevin Durant sees me raise the FMVP trophy and goes pale!

Curry sees me raise the FMVP trophy and sighs again and again!

Kawhi Leonard sees me raise the FMVP trophy and looks utterly helpless!

Giannis Antetokounmpo sees me raise the FMVP trophy and looks bitter!

Paul sees me raise the FMVP trophy, green with envy and resentment...

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