“Ding! Arrived in another plane. Begin selection.”
“Choose a person to possess: Yue Wu, a death-row prisoner sentenced to death by a thousand cuts; Yu Huatian, a eunuch born without the ability to have sex; or Wan Zhen'er, a noble consort.”
What the hell? What the hell is this choice? What kind of dog System is this?
“Ding! You have ten seconds to choose. Ten, nine, eight, seven...”
What the hell? Wait, hold on...
A thousand cuts? Born a eunuch? A woman? What the hell?
I can’t choose a woman. I can’t have someone else screw me!
Being a eunuch won’t work either. I can’t become one!
But why would even death have to come by a thousand cuts?
What the hell did I do that was so utterly inhuman? Before I transmigrated, I was a virtuous young man, a model citizen!
“Three, two...”
“Wait! I choose the eunuch.”
“Your Majesty, please wait! I would like to ask you to appoint me as the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old!”
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
In fact, you can choose to be Wan Zhen'er, it's cool to be powerful
Why not seize the imperial concubine? Isn't it sweet for her to sleep with the emperor and fight for the queen's mother's honor in the world? Or just kick the emperor and become the empress herself and rule the world. Wouldn't she be happy? Eunuch who seizes his home? Do you want to be a eunuch? So should I read this book or not?
What are you doing now that you are a eunuch? This is awesome.
1. I don't care, I want to be the emperor. 2. What does the emperor mean? I want to be a human being. 3. What's good about being a scumbag? I want to be a eunuch. 4. Can eunuchs be better than women? I want to wear women's clothes. 5. If you don't reply after reading it, the default is 4!
Enter my smoke capital and grant you a palace