This Monk Only Practices Buddhism, Not Martial Arts

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Before me stood sages, after me the heavens, and I myself stand before the Great Dao. With a wave of my hand, countless stars vanish; a single step spans ten thousand light-years, billions upon billions of years. My heart is lonely. With a breath, I forged one hundred and eight systems, sending them to Earth to find hosts. Reply with 66, and the systems will appear in your mind.

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: IQ increases by 100% 2: 20 to 50 years younger than now 3: Can freely become invisible, pass through walls, burrow underground, and fly. 4: You will not get sick; a comprehensive boost to your body. 5: A complete and spontaneous body reshaping once 6: You can talk to animals. 7: Understanding others' thoughts

Seeing the word "Buddha" annoys me; a complete parasite.

He wants nothing; he's truly a high-ranking monk who has renounced worldly life! An eight-year-old child is born literate and creates his own martial arts. He doesn't need any rewards from the temple, not even the Great Rejuvenation Pill. He wants to give them to those who need them! No matter who it is, you must save them; that is a meritorious act.

I admire four types of people the most in my life: those who watch porn without fast-forwarding, those who watch porn without masturbating, those who finish watching porn without masturbating, and those who finish watching porn and still manage to watch it again. This is because these represent the four most precious qualities of humanity: steadfastness, integrity, perseverance, and dedication.

In prosperous times, Buddhas gather gold; in chaotic times, Taoism enters the world.

Throughout history, the most shameless people have been those who are disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unjust. Not serving one's country is disloyalty. It is considered unfilial to abstain from women and have no offspring. It is unkind to receive the kindness and nurturing from one's parents and not repay it. I won't talk about injustice.

It's a good premise, but unfortunately, there are too few truly exciting moments. The protagonist gains supernatural powers through Buddhist scriptures, yet no one knows it. His mastery of the Eighteen Arhats Fist is impressive, but the technique itself is flawed. Anyone can easily learn it, and spreading it earns merit points.

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