Xuanhuan: No One Understands Cultivation Better Than I Do

Lin Qiu, a transmigrator, is having a rough time.

He clearly awakened his golden finger,

yet he still can't set out on the invincible path of slaying any god who stands in his way.

And to keep his sect from being shut down,

he has no choice but to fool his disciples into cultivating immortality, despite having only reached the first level of Qi Refining.

First Disciple: "Master, do you have any cultivation techniques to teach me?"

Lin Qiu: "Don't worry, my disciple. There's no one under heaven who understands cultivation better than I do!"

First Disciple: "But Master, my dantian is shattered..."

Lin Qiu: "No problem. The human body has 720 acupoints. With enough force, miracles can happen. Just pick one and form a dantian there."

The next morning...

First Disciple: "This disciple is dull-witted and failed to grasp your true meaning for the longest time. It was only last night that I finally broke through to the Qi Refining Realm."

Lin Qiu: "Holy crap, that actually worked?"

This book is also known as Surely Nobody Actually Thinks I Understand Cultivation, and Lu Land Key Immortal...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.